- A Day In A Wife – fast marriage annulments
- Animal Pharm – veterinary supplies
- Arsebook – look up old dates online
- Atlas I’ve Found You! – maps, street directories, etc;
- Be Right Back – chiropractor
- Black Thai Affair – fine cuisine from Thailand cooked by African Americans
- Buy One Get One Free – footwear
- Disguise In Love With You – romantic fancy dress hire
- Don’t Stand So Colostomy – bowel cancer survivors outreach service
- Dot Com – Aboriginal art screensavers
- Duckness Before Dawn – feather doonas
- Every Time You Go Away You Take A Piece of Meat With You – quality butcher
- Stop Fitzgerald– cameras and literature
- Fax & Figures – Office and gym equipment
- Feat Of Clay – remarkable pottery
- Fight For Your Right Chappati – very busy Indian restaurant
- Forever Jung – a philosophical approach to beauty therapy
- Forrest Gumph – camping supplies
- Four Wheel Jive – paraplegic dance studio
- Freelancalot – ‘Medieval affairs’ journalist for hire
- Full Blown Aids – glassmaking supplies
- Gangsta’s Pair O’ Dice – novelty muscle car accessories
- Great Chimes and Tiles – clocks and flooring at just prices
- Hair to the Throne – real fur toilet seat covers
- Homus Where The Art Is – doner kebab and poster shop
- Hungary Jacks – fast food from Budapest
- I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buddha – Catholic bookshop
- It’s A Plant! – legal advice for marijuana growers
- Kill Bill – debt consolidation
- King Pong – all your table tennis needs
- Look Before You Leap – the depression bookstore
- Lord of the Rings – best doughnuts in town
- Many Moons – streakers agency
- Memoirs of a Geezer – specialising in autobiographies from wartime London
- Movers & Shakers – removalist service run by recovering alcoholics
- Never Say Dye – no frills haircuts
- Sin Tax – pay-per-error sub-editing service
- Peer Pressure – massages from others in your profession
- Piece Man – guns and ammunition
- Plaster & Commander – Office partitions and phone systems
- Pump and Pageantry – everything for the competition bodybuilder
- Rock and Roll – jewellery and takeaway sandwiches
- Safe & Sound – hi-fi strongboxes
- Schtick in the Mud – wet weather gear for the outdoor stand-up comedian
- Shiva Me Timbers – quality Hindu building materials
- Some Day My Prints Will Come – photographers who take their time
- Stringybark Greek – Athenian cuisine with a Ned Kelly theme
- Tanks a Lot – Aquarium Supplies
- The Dear Hunter – Valentine gifts
- The Maltese Falcon – used suburban cars
- The Scent O’ Metal Bloke – hard rock poetry
- The Significant Udder – everything for the farmer’s housewife
- The Whore’s Whisperer – confidential advice for sex industry workers
- Tongue in Sheikh – kinky Islamic jokes and novelties
- Toot ‘n’ Come In – Egyptian drive-thru bottle shop
- Truly Madly Beeply – fire alarms
- Underlay! Underlay! – Spanish carpet layers
- Water Way to Go – formerly “Sea Burials R Us”
- Wok Around the Clock – 24-hour Chinese cuisine
- You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Nyet! – Russian travel agent
